Hard Times

So the economy is really bad. I am a little worried about what will actually happen to me when I get out, so I wanted to start early. I am posting my Resume now in hopes that in 22 years or more from now, I will be able to find a job:

Bater(soon to have a name)

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Mommy's stomach - baterepistles.blogspot.com - baterepistles@gmail.com

Purpose: To allow me to gain experience that will enable me to exceed expectations and to overcome the current economic issues.

Poppy Seed - Week 1-4

• Helped my body grow from an implantation to the size of Poppy Seed
• Majored in Bio-Molecular re-organization
• Managed to make something from nothing.

Sesame Seed - Week 5

• Moved large quantities of red blood cells through a highly delicate machine
• Developed a method for expanding and contracting large quantities of air

Lentil Bean - Week 6

• Helped begin and continue the manipulation of several millions of cells.
• Managed and coordinated the creation of structures intricately woven together

Skills

• Bio-Molecular re-organization
• Spelunking/Mountain climbing
• Hotair Ballooning
• Typing 45 wpm
• HTML, Javascript, CSS
• Photography

Interests

• Eating
• Moving
• Having fun with Mommy

-Bater