Sunday, January 31, 2010
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Anyways, I got the trash compactor fixed, I shipped it to Sears for over night repairs. They even brought it back and installed it for me!
Finally, well it's official, I'm just getting too big for people NOT to notice me. Last night more friends of Mommy and Daddy, guessed that she was pregnant. Mommy's tummy is growing...oops I mean, I am growing!
Friday, January 29, 2010
Thursday, January 28, 2010
My Mommy said she had a present for me. She said she wanted to help me learn how to paint. So she let me know she would be sending some paints soon. She sent me a picture:
Finally, you know being me you get to see some weird perspective, (figuratively speaking), so I decided to attach my camera to Mommy's belly button and see what I can see. Well it turns out my friend, widgie, was looking my way right when I started looking out:
Gotta love the world! I can't wait to get out of here and start to have fun!
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Ode to the Chocolate by Bater
Chocolate sweet chocolate
How sweet and warm and wet
Mommy doesn't like you much
But i have got the food clutch!
Monday, January 25, 2010
Sunday, January 24, 2010
Did you know I have tiny little ear lobes as well? ( I'm milking this for as much sympathy as I can.) Anyways, I'm growing and loving every moment of it.
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Friday, January 22, 2010
1. "Through the eye of the beholder" - I got to go adventuring around in Mommy and stumbled upon her nose. That was scary. It means a lot more when you are inside the beholder!
2. "All dressed up with nowhere to go" - isn't it so true! There I was all dressed up ready for my close up and first picture and they had a LOUSY camera. And I STILL can't go anywhere.
3. "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" - So true ! Mommy and Daddy SO wanted me to come along. They are so excited. I keep having Daddy talk to me through Mommy's stomache. I'm sure it will change to singing shortly. However, sadly, Mommy is sick ALL the time.
Just some added insight from a kidney bean. With that said, I also found a new button! When I push it, Mommy instantly falls asleep and lays her head on the nearest wall! It's awesome! Now if only I can find a button that will make her move in what ever direction I want!?
Thursday, January 21, 2010
As I sit and ponder things before I head off to classes, I love listening to my Mommy's heart. It's rythmic, soothing, and loud! It keeps me up ALL night moving around and all. But that's ok...when I get out of here it will be my turn to make noise for Mommy and Daddy during the night! ;-)
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
So I arrived at the BTC on Monday. They have you meet in a big room. You get to bring whatever might help you feel comfortable, I brought my camera, and then they make you go through one door and push whatever you brought through another! It was hard to do, but I made it. Next they stick an "embryo" dot on you. That let's everyone know that you are the new person on the block. Classes then start and you are off and learning!
I have a couple of classes. The first class I have is BUM 101 - Backside Under Management. It helps me understand what to do with my backside now that I am losing my tail. Our text book is: A Tail of Two Sittings. I have one other class right now entitled: WIGGLE 215 - Waiting Inside for Grattifyingly Great Lengths of Epidermis. This class helps me understand the point of my skin and how I need to keep moving in order to stretch the skin and not let it dry out. Our text book is: Inferno - A Bun in the Oven.
Well time to get to class. See you tomorrow!
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Anyways now back to our regularly scheduled cuteness...ME!
I LOVE BUBBLES! They make me so happy. I blow them up and watch them float around. Then Mommy takes them and gets rid of them. I don't know how but maybe you all do? Anyways...she gets rid of them and I keep making more. I have the new UMBBubble maker 5000! It makes German bubbles and French bubbles and Swedish bubbles and very small micro bubbles! Now if only I can get a nacho cheese machine!
Monday, January 18, 2010
Now I am thinking of different patterns to use for wall and pillows and bedding. I need your help! Here are the things I am goig to get but I don't know what patterns I like...remember i'm still blind. So let me know which ones you like:
- bedding style.
We will leave it at that for the moment.
Sunday, January 17, 2010
OOPS! I think yesterday I used just a LITTLE too much energy from Mommy. Mommy slept in until 9 and didn't eat anything. Since she was asleep, I figured I could take advantage of the situation and consume more energy. Well, that wasn't good, Mommy was exhausted all day long! But that's ok! I'm now growing like a weed!( I hope not like a thistle, that would hurt!) Woohoo!
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Back in December, around the 7th, I began receiving chromosomes from my parents. I began forming DNA from pair 1. They nourished me and helped me develop many key parts needed for further development. Pair 16 provided me with my bloodcells where as pair 23...well let's just say I will keep the results of that pair secret until about 5 months. ;) It has been a tough life so far. Digesting and sleeping and growing. Why I had to grow up hill in both directions in 3mm of fluid! I tell you...you young one have it easy! Now I am 7 weeks along... Many more pair have contributed to my growing. All in all though I'm just a melting pot for chromosomal DNA.
Friday, January 15, 2010
Last night as I was floating around I had something enter my head. That's right, I have two brain halves growing. I'm starting to want to think for my own! That's scary! Anyways, I like the feeling...i'm starting to resemble a person! Woohoo!
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Grandma Gene Doner
Let's face it the kid has great genes! Any kid should be so lucky.
Grandma Gene Doner on the Mom's Side
To whom it may concern:
Bater Bright is one of the Brightest young cells I know. I have only known Bater since Christmas morning, but this cell has been blessed with considerable talent, patience and the uncanny ability to think, plan and act on thoughts for such a young age. Bater has an indepth knowledge of Cells and Human Anatomy, and is self disciplined. Bater is good natured, shows humility and has demonstrated his excitement and enthusiasm for life. Bater has loving and intelligent parents who can give this cell all the attention and guidance it needs to be a productive citizen and would be a great asset to your company.
Thank you for your consideration.
I was overjoyed when your Mommy and Daddy told your grandpa and me about your future arrival. It has been a Grandma's pleasure to have read your blog posts over these past couple of weeks. I am very excited to watch your progress and the the excitement that you have about your own growth. I can't wait for these next few months to pass so I can see you. So far though, you are definitely the most capable and the best looking blueberry in the patch.
All my love,
Uncle Pathan Nuzey
12 January 2010
To Whom It May Concern,
I am writing on behalf of Bater, the son or daughter of Dude and Eye, regarding a position at your company.
I’ve known ‘lil Bater for almost three weeks now. Although I don’t know if he/she is a girl or a boy, I can attest to the fact that he/she is awesome (aka the forrealforshizzle). As Bater’s honorary uncle I’ve witnessed (secondhand) countless amazing things—here are just a few:
- Already grown to the size of a poppy seed and has a fully functioning heart
- Very photogenic when cross sectioned with an ultrasound
- Soon to have working fingers and toes
- Very persuasive (able to make Mom eat whatever sounds good that day)
- Emails and texts are informational yet witty
Please call me if you need any other information.
Vice President of Awesome Uncles Inc.
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
You know I never knew it, but it is quite easy to cripple Mommy. When someone pushes on her tummy, I push back and supposedly that makes her sick. Yesterday Mommy was feeling quite sick, so today I'm going to be a lot better.
Last night Daddy made a delicious dinner. I've never had it before, it was home made beef stroganoff. Mmmmm...I liked it. I hope I get some more new foods. I really like to change my mind every week. I get to have different foods as I go. Let's hope I get something new soon!
Monday, January 11, 2010
- Helped my body grow from an implantation to the size of Poppy Seed
- Majored in Bio-Molecular re-organization
- Managed to make something from nothing.
- Moved large quantities of red blood cells through a highly delicate machine
- Developed a method for expanding and contracting large quantities of air
- Helped begin and continue the manipulation of several millions of cells.
- Managed and coordinated the creation of structures intricately woven together
- Bio-Molecular re-organization
- Spelunking/Mountain climbing
- Hotair Ballooning
- Typing 45 wpm
- Having fun with Mommy
Sunday, January 10, 2010
So I have a new favorite movie: Charlie and the chocolate factory ( the older version). I just love it when violet blows up into a blueberry...she looks just like me! Anyways, I am also growing my eyelids, pancreas, and liver. Did I mention as well that my skin is forming as well, albeit it is paper thin. Go me!
Saturday, January 9, 2010
2. Boiled eggs
3. Deli meats
4. Cheese sticks
5. Any vegetables - not raw celery
6. Apple sauce
7. Beans and rice
8. Hot sauce
9. Peanut butter sandwiches
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Friday, January 8, 2010
Anyways, I took the camera out of the box and plugged it into the power supply, the UMBilical cord, and started blasting away. I couldn't use ambient light because it's dark in here, at least I think it is, I still don't have my eyes I wish they would grow already. Anyways, I snapped a COOL picture of a red bloodcell but it died on me. So turned to some self portraiture. It didn't turn out. I tried the auto timer but I had to run into the button then swim out front, remember no legs or arms. I realized it was attached to me through the cord, so all I got was Mommy's tummy. There was a point where I was snapping away when Mommy rolled over on me. So I pulled the magic muscle and made her go potty. Anyways to you who like pictures:
Looking out from within
ISO - 100 @ 2.8 for 1/250
Thursday, January 7, 2010
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Did you know that sulfur is fun too! It makes things stinky AND makes Mommy's tummy expand! Woohoo! Now I found some "sugar and spice" amongst my set but I don't want to mix those. You know what you get when you mix sugar and spice and everything nice and I don't want one of "those" in here with me.
Monday, January 4, 2010
The tunnel was bumpy as I said before and extremely long. Several times I slipped but my cord held on. I finallly made a corner around 8 in the morning and found myself in a large chasm. There I looked around and there was only one other hole to continue my journey in and that was located in the ceiling. I took out my spelunking gear that I purchased from REI, and made quick work of the space.
Once at the mouh of the cave, I looked up. I could feel a cool air every now and then that oscillated evenly and every so often. I followed the long road upward, and when I turned the final corner, I could finally see, figuratively of course, a large punching bag directly above my head! I climbed and climbed and found a cave to my right, immediately before the punching bag. I went into the cave and kept climbing.
I ended up in a cave. It had two exits. There were stalacmites and stalactites all over. I then saw BUBBLES! Tons and tons of BUBBLES! and tons of kids playing. It was nursery! I took a wrong turn. This definitely wasn't the fridge! Well I turned right around and went back home! The world is scarey! I think I will stay right here for a long time! I hope that's ok Mommy!
Sunday, January 3, 2010
I'm 6 weeks old today and finally that stupid little tadpole tail is going away. Last week was fun! I am growing and expanding. I found this neat little thing attached to my stomach last night...a little cord. All of sudden I could breathe. I had a little bit of a problem, I started taking in just a little too much. I blew up like a helium balloon at first but I got the hang of it soon after. I checked myself out in the mirror and I am about the size of a lentil bean. Woohoo! Time for an upgrade!
Oh and by the way...my brain is coming in too! Wow this week is going to be crazy!
P.S. - I'm looking to be throwing a party here soon. What should the theme be?
Saturday, January 2, 2010
They need to consult with me more often. My room is starting to take shape. Now to find a crib. I'm thinking bling bling and MTV. Maybe they can come by and tour my crib when I get out.
P.S. The diaper bag
Friday, January 1, 2010
On Wednesday my mommy has a Dr.'s appointment where they are going to take a picture of me. It's going to be the first time she will see me, so I have been furiously changing things around in here. I called in an insulation expert yesterday. He blew some foam insulation in and finally my mommy's tummy doesn't cave in when she buttons her jeans. It's quite roomy in here now. I've decided that I like food as well, so now I have been trying to get my mommy to eat way more than she used to. It's slowly working. Well, hope you all have a good 2010 I will see in august!
1. Grow a pair of eyes and a set of appendages.
2. Bust outta here at the appropriate time.
3. Learn how to sleep poop and cry.
4. Learn how to sit up and roll over.
5. Get my portfolio to gain an average of 15% a month.