What do you get when you cross a baby with a shark? That's right, a bark! And trust me, their bite is worse than their bark! Mommy can't decide if she felt me move yesterday or not. But really, I'm like a great white shark...swimming quietly around for my next victim! I will jump soon, and Mommy and Daddy will see my face through Mommy's tummy. Then I will descend once again, waiting and preying on the next young blood cell to swim by. This bark, is probably the quietest bark you will ever see, not to mention the only bark you will ever see.
- Bater
Mommy disclaimer: any illusion to or speaking of Me as a shark or any other creature of the dark, is not necessarily approved by nor encouraged by Mommy. This message was expressly supported by Daddy. Any further repercussions due to comparing a baby to a shark, are the responsibility of Daddy.
jaws!
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