My Mommy's Dr. just gave us the bad news...I have 2 weeks before I am exposed! That's right, 2 weeks before you find out whether I am a boy or a girl! I have to come up with a way to hide it. There has to be a way to hide who I am, at least for a little longer....hmmmm....what about lead lining Mommy's stomach? Now where can I get that much Lead?
Anyways, all is well. Yesterday I got pulled over by the womb cops and was told to spread 'em. Mommy felt that, and she thought that was pretty weird. The cops thought I was smuggling white blood cells across the intestinal border. I wasn't, but they thought I was. Oh well! No harm done. Well, off to sleep.
- Bater
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