I LOVE chemistry! I got a new set yesterday and started playing around with it. I can make all sorts of cool sounds and smells. Mommy keeps thinking she's a bull frog from all of the burps she keeps letting out, but that's just me playing with my dry ice and helium. Don't ask me how that works, it just does. I tried out some different solutions and there is one that I really like. When I combine the different compounds it makes a growling noise and Mommy starts to eat. I like to play with this compound ever 2-3 hours. It's fun!
Did you know that sulfur is fun too! It makes things stinky AND makes Mommy's tummy expand! Woohoo! Now I found some "sugar and spice" amongst my set but I don't want to mix those. You know what you get when you mix sugar and spice and everything nice and I don't want one of "those" in here with me.
-Bater
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Monday, January 4, 2010
My Great Adventure
Yesterday I had an awesome time! I was able to take a great adventure and explore my surroundings. I started by looking around and making sure I had plenty to eat. I noticed I have a cord connected to me and I get all the food I need from there, so I was set. I left home around 1 in the morning and started climbing upward. I entered a long tunnel that was bumpy and had a lot of water on the ground. I didn't have to worry about seeing because I still can't see.
The tunnel was bumpy as I said before and extremely long. Several times I slipped but my cord held on. I finallly made a corner around 8 in the morning and found myself in a large chasm. There I looked around and there was only one other hole to continue my journey in and that was located in the ceiling. I took out my spelunking gear that I purchased from REI, and made quick work of the space.
Once at the mouh of the cave, I looked up. I could feel a cool air every now and then that oscillated evenly and every so often. I followed the long road upward, and when I turned the final corner, I could finally see, figuratively of course, a large punching bag directly above my head! I climbed and climbed and found a cave to my right, immediately before the punching bag. I went into the cave and kept climbing.
I ended up in a cave. It had two exits. There were stalacmites and stalactites all over. I then saw BUBBLES! Tons and tons of BUBBLES! and tons of kids playing. It was nursery! I took a wrong turn. This definitely wasn't the fridge! Well I turned right around and went back home! The world is scarey! I think I will stay right here for a long time! I hope that's ok Mommy!
-Bater
The tunnel was bumpy as I said before and extremely long. Several times I slipped but my cord held on. I finallly made a corner around 8 in the morning and found myself in a large chasm. There I looked around and there was only one other hole to continue my journey in and that was located in the ceiling. I took out my spelunking gear that I purchased from REI, and made quick work of the space.
Once at the mouh of the cave, I looked up. I could feel a cool air every now and then that oscillated evenly and every so often. I followed the long road upward, and when I turned the final corner, I could finally see, figuratively of course, a large punching bag directly above my head! I climbed and climbed and found a cave to my right, immediately before the punching bag. I went into the cave and kept climbing.
I ended up in a cave. It had two exits. There were stalacmites and stalactites all over. I then saw BUBBLES! Tons and tons of BUBBLES! and tons of kids playing. It was nursery! I took a wrong turn. This definitely wasn't the fridge! Well I turned right around and went back home! The world is scarey! I think I will stay right here for a long time! I hope that's ok Mommy!
-Bater
First Day of School
So I just turned 6 weeks yesterday, yay me! Today I get to go with mommy to school for the first time. I hope I don't get to bored. I think they will be way ahead of me. I haven't even learned how to see. I have eye sockets but no eyes! Oh well, I will just play around with the toilet! ;)
- Bater
- Bater
Sunday, January 3, 2010
Happy Week-Day
Happy week-day to me! Happy week-day to me! Happy week-day to me! Happy week-day to me!
I'm 6 weeks old today and finally that stupid little tadpole tail is going away. Last week was fun! I am growing and expanding. I found this neat little thing attached to my stomach last night...a little cord. All of sudden I could breathe. I had a little bit of a problem, I started taking in just a little too much. I blew up like a helium balloon at first but I got the hang of it soon after. I checked myself out in the mirror and I am about the size of a lentil bean. Woohoo! Time for an upgrade!
- Bater
I'm 6 weeks old today and finally that stupid little tadpole tail is going away. Last week was fun! I am growing and expanding. I found this neat little thing attached to my stomach last night...a little cord. All of sudden I could breathe. I had a little bit of a problem, I started taking in just a little too much. I blew up like a helium balloon at first but I got the hang of it soon after. I checked myself out in the mirror and I am about the size of a lentil bean. Woohoo! Time for an upgrade!
- Bater
Happy Week-Day!
Awesome! I just turned 6 weeks! I am now the size of a lentil bean! Woohoo! I woke up this morning and there were these little nubs on my body...4 to be precise. I'm getting my arms and legs! Woohoo! I also noticed my eyes and ears. They are coming in too. Wow, growing up makes me hungry. I wonder if my mommy will increase the food intake. She should really be eating 6 times a day.
Oh and by the way...my brain is coming in too! Wow this week is going to be crazy!
-Bater
P.S. - I'm looking to be throwing a party here soon. What should the theme be?
Oh and by the way...my brain is coming in too! Wow this week is going to be crazy!
-Bater
P.S. - I'm looking to be throwing a party here soon. What should the theme be?
Saturday, January 2, 2010
Preparations Begin
Mommy and Daddy are starting early to prepare for me coming. They have been cleaning and just bought a diaper bag for me. I'm touched but I'm pretty sure that anything bigger than a blueberry is just too big for me.
They need to consult with me more often. My room is starting to take shape. Now to find a crib. I'm thinking bling bling and MTV. Maybe they can come by and tour my crib when I get out.
-Bater
P.S. The diaper bag
They need to consult with me more often. My room is starting to take shape. Now to find a crib. I'm thinking bling bling and MTV. Maybe they can come by and tour my crib when I get out.
-Bater
P.S. The diaper bag
Friday, January 1, 2010
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year everyone! This is my year! I am so excited I have so many things I want to do this year! I have tons of goals and tons of resolutions!
On Wednesday my mommy has a Dr.'s appointment where they are going to take a picture of me. It's going to be the first time she will see me, so I have been furiously changing things around in here. I called in an insulation expert yesterday. He blew some foam insulation in and finally my mommy's tummy doesn't cave in when she buttons her jeans. It's quite roomy in here now. I've decided that I like food as well, so now I have been trying to get my mommy to eat way more than she used to. It's slowly working. Well, hope you all have a good 2010 I will see in august!
-Bater
Resolutions:
1. Grow a pair of eyes and a set of appendages.
2. Bust outta here at the appropriate time.
3. Learn how to sleep poop and cry.
4. Learn how to sit up and roll over.
5. Get my portfolio to gain an average of 15% a month.
On Wednesday my mommy has a Dr.'s appointment where they are going to take a picture of me. It's going to be the first time she will see me, so I have been furiously changing things around in here. I called in an insulation expert yesterday. He blew some foam insulation in and finally my mommy's tummy doesn't cave in when she buttons her jeans. It's quite roomy in here now. I've decided that I like food as well, so now I have been trying to get my mommy to eat way more than she used to. It's slowly working. Well, hope you all have a good 2010 I will see in august!
-Bater
Resolutions:
1. Grow a pair of eyes and a set of appendages.
2. Bust outta here at the appropriate time.
3. Learn how to sleep poop and cry.
4. Learn how to sit up and roll over.
5. Get my portfolio to gain an average of 15% a month.
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