Today, my mommy and daddy let the world know about me... they told my great-aunt! She tweeted! Guess what...I'm coming and I am ready for the world. Over the last couple of days, I've been finding myself. I'm about the size of a sesame seed. I sure wish my mom would stop eating them, it makes me a little uncomfortable. I am in three pieces, but don't worry, I will be pulling myself together soon.
This morning, I woke up and there was a sudden "thump, thump", "thump, thump". I couldn't quite understand where it was coming from. It wasn't the computer, the DMZ server, the TV, the stereo, or the Blu-Ray player. I looked around and around. I couldn't figure out where it was coming from. I pressed my soon to be ears up against my mommy's tummy, and still couldn't figure out where it was coming from! I finally just sat down, on my soon to be rear-end, and then I felt it! It was coming from inside. I googled "thump thump" and sure enough, third link down "Learning about your heart!" I have a heart! This is awesome.
- Bater
P.S. - Followup: 5:55 pm MST - I found out that my Daddy told great-grandma, she told my daddy's cousin, who told my great-aunt and she told the world via tweet! Isn't technology grand! How can I leverage this for my college fund? Any suggestions?
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