There are many of you out there who want me to come early. Sooner rather than later. I would LOVE to get out of here now as I am very cramped. However, Mommy is teaching me patience. She has placed her proverbial finger in the cake and determined I am still doughy inside. Alas, I will come when my thermometer sticks out. Please for the love of Mommy, vote for me to come around my due date. Thank you.
-Bater
(This has been a message sponsored by Mother's Against Young Birthing Enough. This does not represent the views of those who own and operate baterepistles.)
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