So Mommy keeps thinking that I am just moving around, but what she doesn't know is that I am really running a steel cup over the bars of my proverbial jail! Let me out! Yesterday, can you believe she put a waist band on me? I had to push it away! She also has been feeding me more chocolate of late. I don't like chocolate, so I made her sick yesterday in protest. Besides that, I am OK. Send help...please! Let me out! Wait...I still have 4 1/2 months to go...aw man! That stinks!
Your little locked up embryo,
- Bater
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